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Listening: Dana International - Diva (3:01)
Mood: Sick

Lo único bueno de estar francamente enferma es el rato de ocio sin utilidad que he tenido. Porque de ahi en fuera, realmente odio no poder respirar por la nariz...

¿Quien es ocioso? Bueno, para alguno que lo sea, o tenga tiempo, he aquí una pequeña lista de ociosidades para el día de hoy...

Empecemos con 'quotes' (ver nota 1) de juegos de rol que me topé en la semana. Si, los leí en inglés, me dieron risa en inglés y voy a dejarlos en ese idioma. Traducirlos les quitaría demasiado...

"Okay, you print it in color. The black letters are very colorful."

"Luna, you get back to the library. What are you doing?"
"Probably having an argument with myself."
"Who wins?"
"I do!"

"Sonja, what are you doing?"
"Well…I do like to eat small children. Sometimes I like to converse with stray dogs and convince them to hunt down the small children for me. That's fun. I think I'll do that."
[Long, long silence.]
"Wow. I'm no longer the most evil person in this coterie."

"My background is full of academic backstabbing and betrayal and torture and revenge and stuff."
"My background is full of animal attacks."

"No, I'm just saying, the Tzimisce can turn any part of your body into a weapon. And I know what part of my body I'd most want to be a weapon."

"I'm sorry, man. I just can't seem to picture you as a woman."

"No, rats taste bad. It's like eating bad oatmeal that came off the bottom of someone's shoe after they'd been walking through the sewer."

"It's okay. He took the Shameless Baby-Killer merit."

"Roll Manipulation + Retarded."

"Oh, God, the Sabbat. You won't find a single Conscience roll in there."

"I rekindled my love for the blade by beating things with a shovel."

"If there's an intelligent way to say, 'Fuck the Sabbat,' Sam says it."

"Cinder, can you leade the way? Perhaps find a less violent path? No? Okay, you better get your sword out, then."

"Allow me to introduce you to insert name of woman here."
"What?"
"This is degenerating, guys."
"Insert name of my character here."
"Insert emotional response here."
"Insert idle banter here. Then, roll some dice."

"Ha ha. Luna's got a boyfriend."
"This is not a boyfriend. This is a loose end I neglected to tie up as well as I should have."
"Ha ha. Luna's got a dead body."

"Don't frenzy on me. I'm not in the mood.”

...

Si, podrá ser muy ñoño, pero realmente disfruto estas frases celebres del rol. En otros derroteos virtuales:

Just for the joy, I want this car:

© aislingSgrios

Cropped truths:
Can a picture lie?

Y... eso es todo po ahora, en lo que dura mi gripa mutagena homicida.

+May the Lord let me breath the way he intended me to...+

Nota 1:Cada que quiero referirme a 'Cita' como frase célebre o memorable de cualquier tipo, prefiero usar 'Quote', no precisamente por un amor inconmensurable al inglés (que no es precisamente el caso), si no más bien al infinito número de perfiles que me he topado, que en el apartado de 'Cita favorita' ponen una zonzada como, "Contigo nena", o "A la luz de las velas en un lugar bla, bla, bla....", provocandome un ligero ataque de nervios, a la mala interpretación de una palabra en su contexto.

Tal vez sea la única, pero eso me enferma.