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Listening: Collective Soul - December (4:44)
Mood: Murderous bored

Bueno, desde que me topé activamente con el OkCupid, he hecho test como degenerada.

He aquí los resultados de mi reciente bacanal:

No luck today You scored 50 lucky points!

You will get this more often than not. Just be grateful you did not get a bad luck day... Keep on trying, a click in the right answer might change your luck!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 0% on lucky points

Link: The are you lucky today? Test written by ILoveNothing on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Batman Congratulations! You scored a super 67%!

Cool, calm and powerful. Whilst your actual super abilities may not be anything too dazzling, you have earnt the respect of both friends and enemies in response to your amazing fighting skills, strategic combat and experience. Luckily you have access to the greens which can fund all your majorly cool gadgets, vehicles and weapons! Also, you're reluctant but still accepting to the idea of having a teammate/side-kick, which just makes everything a whole lotta fun, doesn't it now! On the down side, you've probably suffered some sort of trauma at a young age (that's why we don't talk to the old man near the swings, kids). Similar to the Wolverine, your past is a base for your current motivation, undertaking some kind of personal vow in search of ustice. All in all though, you're one tough nut. There's not a lot of people who have the minerals to go up against you, and you're experienced enough not to get cocky and let the little things like never finding happiness get you down!

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 58% on Heropoints

link: The Which SUPER HERO are you Test written by crayzee69 on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Brainy Student 61% Tastefulness, 48% Originality, 42% Deliberateness, 45% Sexiness

[Tasteful Original Random Prissy] Your style is classic but not glamorous. You don't concentrate on clothes an awful lot, preferring to spend your time on more interesting matters. You don't want to look like everyone else and your probably take care to have a unique element or two in your outfits, just to emphasize your personality, but, on the other hand, you don't need too much attention paid to your looks. Believe it or not, fashion says some things about character. You're probably quite an intellectual and somewhat reserved. But your style is not bad. The opposite style from yours is Sex Bomb [Flamboyant Conventional Deliberate Sexy]. All the categories: Fashion Enemy Bar Cruiser Kid Next Door Sex Bomb Hippie Kid Fashion Rebel Fashion Artist Catwalk God(ess) Librarian Sporty Hottie Office Master Uptown Girl/ Boy Brainy Student Movie Star Fashionista Glamorous Soul

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 62% on Tastefulness Higher than 28% on Originality Higher than 11% on Deliberateness Higher than 31% on Sexiness

Link: The Fashion Style Test written by mari-e on Ok Cupid

Satan You scored 60% Pride, 52% Envy, 75% Ambition, and 70% Deceitfulness!

You are Satan, the consummate villain, and the ascendant figure in the unholy trinity. Throughout history you have been called The Serpent, The Accuser, The Devil, Lucifer, The Prince of the Power of the Air, and The Dragon, among other things. Your "compatriots" in the unholy trinity, the Antichrist and the False Prophet, are merely pawns in your futile struggle with God. Though, they probably don't know this. This is because you are a master of deception; indeed the Bible calls you "The Father of All Lies". You are also very ambitious, and you strive to be in positions of the utmost authority. Unfortunately, it was impossible for you to obtain the highest title in heaven and this is part of the reason why you decided to leave. Of course, you couldn't just leave by yourself, so you managed to use your deceptive abilities to get one third of the angels in heaven to join with you in revolt.God put down the rebellion and expelled you from heaven. To most people, it would seem foolish to start a war against God, but pride can sometimes cause people to do foolish things. In heaven, you were the most beautiful and powerful of all angels and you were well aware of this. Unfortunately, you let your pride consume you and your passions led you down the road to perdition. After you were expelled from heaven, you let another one of your attributes consume you-envy. You knew that you could never defeat God, but you could attempt to destroy humanity, his most beloved creation. Your goal is to bring as many people as possible to suffer in Hell with you. Fortunately for you, but unfortunately for the rest of us, you've been endowed with all of the attributes necessary (deceptiveness, confidence, ruthlessness, and ambition) to do a terribly good job at this.

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 64% on Pride Higher than 65% on Envy Higher than 79% on Ambition Higher than 86% on Deceitfulness

Link: The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test written by MetalliScats on Ok Cupid

Hopeless You scored 33% Evil, 20% Violent, and 28 %Heartless!

You are the farthest thing from an evil overlord. Just quit now before you embarrass yourself. Your not really evil, violent, or heartless. All in all your not really a bad person, sure you may not be a goody two shoes but we Evil Overlords want NOTHING to do with you.

This test tracked 3 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 14% on Evil Higher than 1% on Violent Higher than 10% on Heartless

Link: The Are you and Evil Overlord Test written by iirimarauko on Ok Cupid

WASH: Pilot You scored 60% roughness, 60% intelligence, and 50% isolated!

Congratulations, you are Wash!!! Wash is Serenity's pilot and is also married to Zoe. He is unassuming, self-deprecating and not at all the fiery hero type. Raised on a world so polluted he couldn't see the stars, Wash entered pilot's training to get a look at them. But he got more than a job when he applied to be Serenity's pilot-he found a wife in the ship's first mate Zoe. A laid-back, jovial guy with an active sense of humor, Wash just wants a ship to fly and his wife alive and at his side. Wash loves to fly but hates to fight. Other Possible Results... KAYLEE: Mechanic WASH: Pilot INARA: Ambassador SIMON: Doctor JAYNE: Mercenary ZOE: Soldier RIVER: Fugitive MAL: Captain SAFFRON THE OPERATIVESHEPHERD

This test tracked 3 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 38% on roughness Higher than 25% on intelligence Higher than 55% on isolated

Link: The Firefly Character Personality Test written by catdog875woo on Ok Cupid

Gabriel So you need Healing (56%), Knowledge (20%), Inspiration (70%), and Strength (81%)?

Archangel Gabrielis the Angel of mercy and harmony, and the protector of all that is pure and innocent. He assists humans in developing and utilizing their intuitive ability and grants wisdom in interpreting dreams and visions. Gabriel assists us in the realization of our total potential, and harmonizes all necessary factors which will aid us in achieving your goals. He takes away sorrow and helps us find happiness, offers inspiration and divine inner strength during times when there appears to be little to be joyful about, and diminishes self-destructive tendencies by replacing them with gentle growth of new hope. Gabriel is also traditionally known as the great communicator for the Divine. So he is especially able to help with inner communications between our conscious and subconscious, as well as provide practical support for effective communications in our outer, day-to-day life. He supports artists in expressing themselves, helps them to think clearly and encourages them to remain with their ideas until their masterpiece is finished. He is the Patron Angel of writers and journalists whom he aids in getting their messages out to the world. One of Gabriel's tasks is to guide the souls of unborn babies through their mother's pregnancy. He spends the nine months informing the new person of what he or she will need to know on Earth, and just before its birth he will silence the child by pressing his finger onto the child's lips in order to ensure the safety of the secrets of divine wisdom, thus producing the cleft below a person's nose. It is called the "Sign of Gabriel's Touch". A Bit of Trivia: Gabriel is one of the four greatest Archangels, the other three being Raphael, Michael, and Uriel. Just like Ariel and Jophiel, Gabriel is sometimes referred to as a female. He corresponds with the Watersigns, Pisces, Cancer, and Scorpio. He is considered the Angel of the Moon and thus the ruler of Monday, the day of gentleness and intuition. His symbols are the chalice and fountain representing purification and rejuvenation, but also the white lily and jasmine standing for purity. He can be seen on the Tarot card Key 20 - Judgement, which shows him in his role as the resurrecting force. This card causes confusion as the trumpet is generally though of as a symbol of the angel Israfel. Jophiel - Michael - Israfel - Raziel - Ariel - Uriel - Gabriel - Raphael - Zadkiel - Jeremiel

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 70% on Healing Higher than 2% on Knowledge Higher than 79% on Inspiration Higher than 93% on Strength

Link: The Angel Test written by Nitsuki on Ok Cupid

The Clergy Enjoy your life as a....77!!!

You're not one who particularly ENJOYS taking risks, but then again, it's not really in your job description. What your duties DO entail are manipulating the populace into whatever you what, and they'll go for it, because, let's face it, the church is NEVER wrong! Not a bad deal!

This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 21% on Talents

Link: The Medival Career Guide Test written by alexium on Ok Cupid

Druid You scored 60 Holy, 42 Tactful, 100 Natural, and 55 Arcane!

You are in-tune with the natural world, and, regrettably, only the natural world. The interests of human society are not your concern. You probably form closer bonds with animals than you do humans. This class makes a career out of being at one with nature. You'd make a great eco-terrorist... if only magic really did exist that is. Thankfully, nature likes you as much as you do it, and so you get to do some pretty cool stuff in it's name. Ultimately you'll be able to turn into various animals and roam around eating elk and whatnot. I think that picture is doing a better job of describing you than I ever could... real world advice??? Umm, if you go to stonehenge then remember that it's illegal to cross the ropes... oh and get out a little bit. I know she's called Mother nature, but this isn't the kind of Mom you want to settle down with if you're a dude... she might eat you.

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 74% on Godliness Higher than 27% on Tact Higher than 96% on Harmony Higher than 69% on Arcane

Link: The Which D & D Class am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid

Obi-Wan Kenobi You scored 76% wisdom, 37% aggression, 62% power, and 76% morality!

You are one of the wisest Jedi of them all, and have had a very eventful career full of failures and successes. You are a skilled fighter, having defeated many powerful opponents in your time. You are not overly aggressive, though. You are more reserved and collected. Your sense of morality is without question, and you are a model Jedi.

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 60% on wisdom Higher than 28% on aggression Higher than 44% on power Higher than 64% on morality

Link: The Famous Jedi or Sith Test written by SarumantheMad on Ok Cupid

You scored 91 %

If you scored 70% or above, you are good to have in a sticky situation If you scored 40% to 70%, you just might guess right and do some good If you scored 40% or less, pray someone around you scored better than you did!

This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 51% on variable 1

Link: The Can I save someones life? Test written by beebes on Ok Cupid

The Untouched Your score was -14 out of a possible 56.

Rare and untouched, you are very special. It may be through choice, or just bad luck - but if you're a girl, guys might find it attractive and positively relish the prospect of teaching you one or two things... If you're a guy, other men will make fun of you. You may sometimes get overlooked in favour of rougher, tougher guys. Don't let this put you off. Someday you'll be recognised for your true potential. Your long-term prospects are good. You're great marriage material. This'll probably get noticed more as you get older. No chance of you running of with the milkman or being found in bed with your secretary. And the chances are, you'll leave the education system with great results and end up in a high paid job - and who'll be laughing then?

This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 21% on inno-cents

Link: The Innocence Test written by normalreally on Ok Cupid

Fox 43% Domestication, 63% Predator, 65% Social

Somewhat Domestic: You've learned that living in the rules of society can be beneficial, so you do so - to a degree. When the restrictions start to wear you down, though, you are likely to balk or run off for a period of time. Or, perhaps, you hang just near the edges of society, knowing when or where to dart in to get what you want. Somewhat Predator: You tend to not seek out conflict, but will fight, if need be, if something threatens you. Somewhat Social: While you may enjoy the company of people, you do not get deeply attached to them. If it doesn't inconveniance you, you may help out others - or perhaps, you acknowledge that strength is in numbers. When it comes to crunch time, however, you tend to watch out only for yourself.

This test tracked 3 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 26% on Domestication Higher than 79% on Predator Higher than 47% on Social

Link: The What Creature Are You? Test written by fraoch on Ok Cupid

The Carnal Lover 50% partner focus, 66% aggressiveness, 65% adventurousness

Based on the results of this test, it is highly likely that: You prefer your romance and love to wild and daring rather than typical or boring, you would rather pursue than be pursued and, when it comes to physical love, you concentrate more on enjoying the experience rather than worrying about your performance. This places you in the Lover Style of: The Carnal Lover. The Carnal Lover is a wonderful Lover Style, though it is often confused with terms like "player" or even "slut." The Carnal Lover is not necessarily either of those things (though sometimes is) but is instead a lover of life, romance and pleasure. The Carnal Lover is a treasure to find, though can sometimes be difficult to keep happy once found, because a Carnal Lover often loves a variety-filled life. In terms of physical love, the Carnal Lover tends to be dynamic and driven, and can therefore be quite pleasurable. Given the right motivation, and the right lover, the Carnal Lover can be a delight in bed. Best Compatibility can probably be found with: The Surprising Lover (most of all) or the Devoted Lover, or the Liberated Lover. Congratulations! If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Thanks Again! -- THE LOVER STYLE PROFILE TEST

This test tracked 3 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 27% on partner focus Higher than 79% on aggressiveness Higher than 66% on adventurousness

Link: The Lover Style Profile Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid

Great Catch You scored 40% bitchiness, 60% sexual drive, 65% cleanliness, and 55% self confidence!

You are a fantastically great catch. You are nice enough, confident, clean and super-sexy. Lots of people want to get their hands on you so the hard part about being you is trying to choose a partner worthy enough for you.

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 23% on bitchiness Higher than 34% on sexual drive Higher than 70% on cleanliness Higher than 11% on self confidence

Link: The What Kind of Lover are You? Test written by steeni on Ok Cupid

You are 22% mind-centered, 45% heart-centered, and 31% instinct-centered!

How Do I Interpret My Results? Since we all possess each center, you will have three scores. Determine your highest percentage. Also keep in mind your second highest percentage. Your second highest reveals a strong tendency toward an additional center. Evenly matched centers are rare, but not unheard of. Explanation of evenly matched centers is currently beyond the scope of this test. Consider yourself a blend of both centers for the time being. Continue reading below for descriptions of each center. Mind-Centered *Dutiful (to others or self) *Pays attention to details *Phobic or paranoid *Intellectual or rational *Often possess a higher degree of concentration Generally longer attention spans *Emotional minimalists (emotions are sporadic and irrational) Heart-Centered *Often very expressive and communicative *Pays attention to feelings *Tend to be temperamental or hostile at times *An unusual mix of self-interest and deep concern for the external world *Often possess a higher degree of emotional intelligence (aware of feelings) *Image centered (presents a crafted persona to the world) *Empathic, creative, and intuitive. Instinct-Centered *Have trouble with feeling disconnected (to others and/or self) *Capable of intellectual and emotional pursuits, but must focus and expend energy to do them *Behavior centric (people's behavior is very important) *Often judgemental or punitive toward "infidels" (people who act poorly) *Often possess a higher degree of discernment and initiative. *Generally focused on what is important in life rather than what is trivial and/or not practical. *Tend to have more outbursts of anger (whether repressed or not; passive or aggressive)

This test tracked 3 variables. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 11% on mind Higher than 69% on heart Higher than 44% on instinct

Link: The Soul's Orientation Test written by Giogoto on Ok Cupid

The Priss 137 variable 1

You are the kind of woman men often spot at second sight. Your sensuous radiation surrounds you like a subtle perfume - men have to come very close to you to feel it. Your impact is discreet, as you often restrain and cultivate you sensuality. You seek for a special experience that would lift you from Earth and make your head spin, so you divide men into categories. Like a calculator. Sensuality on the other hand is something spontaneous, like a subtle locking of eyes with a stranger at the street that makes your heart pound and disengages the feeling of euphoria. Men often admire you but don´t have the guts to approach you. What a pitty!

This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 89% on variable 1

Link: The How do men perceive you Test written by Mahoon19 on Ok Cupid

Cashew Congratulations! You scored 71%!

Cashews are tasty. You're quite nuts. But, you've got a perfect thing going on, cashews're definitely nuts, but they know when to be serious! You've managed to strike a fine balance. You don't care what other people think, you're just you, but you are not so far out that people will think: this cashew is tasting a bit too funny..

This test tracked 1 variable. How the score compared to the other people's: Higher than 82% on nutsability

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